"Ifan comes backstage and asks if anyone would like a massage. There’s a woman outside who has announced that she would be happy to give any member of Blur a free session. It also seems that, as an added party trick, she can produce milk from her breasts.
The mystery masseuse turns out to be Eva, a legendary groupie on the European tour circuit, and therefore the most frightening woman in the world. There is an apocryphal tale of one British indie band and their road crew who played in Berlin and lined up after their show with their trousers down while she “served” all 12 of them. Alex’s face says it all: it’s another “Uvavu” moment.
A party has been organized at a bar in the east by their German record company. Alex, in search of “proper girls”, sits next to a likely candidate. He spends 15 minutes in conversation then leaps up in a state of shock as the rest of the band laugh into their beers, Alex has just met Eva."
Vox Magazine, Jan. 1996 (via damonalbarn)
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Are Blur and Gorillaz both finished?
No. That comes from an article which was an interesting take on a very long conversation. I don’t know how we’ll feel when we play Hyde Park. Some days I feel one way and other days I feel the other. If you don’t see something as a career but as an important part of your life, you don’t know how you’re going to feel about it. We want to put on a great performance but nothing’s been said between us about the beginning or the end.
"Damon Albarn, Metro 2012 (via damonalbarn)
living in arizona would be alright if it actually looked like this and we didn’t have a state governement full of fucktards.
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